parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
This is everything.
My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.
My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.
Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”
My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
deadpool looks incredible and I am so unbelievably amped
oh what the fuck they’re actually making this?
of course they’re actually making it
Ryan Reynolds has made them scrap their scripts like three fucking times (because the last time Deadpool was in a movie, it was not fucking Deadpool, and he’s a big Deadpool fan so there was no way he was going to let the happen again), there’s no way they’d just let the project die after that much work
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
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young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Borderlands/NudistBeach Crossover design 1 of 11: Maya.
I was gonna put Axton concept design in here also, but he’s not done yet so here’s a peek of him and Maya taking a selfie in their outfits instead. ;w;