wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
The best satire farts in the face of the powerful.
DEAR KH MANGA.
I AM NOT AT ALL OKAY IN THE LEAST.
You’re doing the best you can right now. And you’re trying really damn hard to keep pushing yourself forward. You don’t have to be perfect. Acknowledge how much you ARE doing instead of focusing on what you’re not doing.
Let’s talk about Dean’s reflexes + knife throwing skills tho…
Dean is a freakin’ badass (and if you don’t think that, you’re wrong ;) ) but that’s an amazingly quick reaction… with an amazing level of accuracy… in the episode right after he was branded with the Mark of Cain… Just sayin’.
"Never bring a knife to a gun fight, you’ll always lose."
[Dean Winchester hysterically laughing in the background]